Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United States
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
mj
United States
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing is a literary device…
Today, I told my wife I wanted to reconnect with my religion. She told me that if I wanted to I could, but to expect divorce papers when I got back because she doesn’t intend to be married to one of those boring ass religious nut jobs ruining her Sunday mornings. FML
Anonymous
Love and marriage
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Anonymous
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Top comments
Hangryko 32
Are you the same husband whose wife goes running every day?
Susan Yee 9
Quarantine brings the worst of some people.
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Comments (10)
Sumus125 17
I'm sorry that she wasted so much of your time, man.
RichardPencil 32
That's a grounds for divorce? If that were the case, hardly anyone would be married except the Dos Equis guy.
Hangryko 32
Are you the same husband whose wife goes running every day?
Susan Yee 9
Quarantine brings the worst of some people.
ahabsfan 17
Right on schedule. Ever hear of the seven year itch?
bloopaloop 27
Spice up both your lives by hooking up with her friends!
poolgirl789 6
7 year itch. She'll be back (not that she deserves you)
Nothuman0 3
Oh well get a cat and sleep in peace 🙃 **** marriage