Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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Lv2drum930 1
if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all
Simply_J 0
Stop barking!
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Comments (69)
LGshorty 0
bord
yc5518 0
So...you...sucks...
LaughAtLaugh 7
that's where you go, "woof woof"
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
lmao. you shouldve jumped up and licked her all over her face. >:] "hows that for a dog, biotch?" nah just kidding. that would be even more of a mood killer.
everyfmlday 0
That's kinda funny.
suckmysarcasm 10
i guess her calling u a dog explains why u are always chasing her pussy. lol.
DarkerNukes 2
I hate it when my gf ruins the romance with "funny" comments. But, it could've been worse....
jessica4456 0
awww she sounds cute.bcuz she was serious lol awww.u could have laughed it off and kept going
minenotyours 0
you can sound like a dog with me anytime ;)
Live4Laughs 0
You shoulda looked her in the eyes... "RUFF RUFF PUSSY CAT" and licked the giggles right out of her!
miley_baby 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 jesus i wish my boyfriend would do funny stuff...I love him but jeez that would make my ife if i said that and instead of going "UGHH" like usual he came back with an awsome remark. ;lol