nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
SwAGkiLlS
Milwaukee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
pigglepigglepiggle
United States
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.
niftyismybitch 21
After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."
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Comments (73)
Lalala579121 28
She just wanted you to pork her.
Nikkibuh 11
You win.
RodzillaX 30
I don't know who you are, but I love you so hard right now.
SecundusSecunda 27
Not as hard as those pig noises.
childproofpizza 19
not as hard as me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PaulDesmond 11
That must have been pleasant
cacheson 42
Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.
cacheson 42
...Chain emails are great! ...especially ones you receive multiple times. If you don't believe me you can always google it. :)
zaidthunder1 27
I wonder how the pig experts would find out that the pig would be having an ******.
cacheson 42
Brain wave readings?
GRANTTILA 5
Is she fat?
Donut_Wizard 23
Bacon fetish?
niftyismybitch 21
After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."
Elgrin 15
This. Must. Happen. MUST.
leJar 14
"Today, my boyfriend called me a pig during sex. FML". Unless the pig noises are intended, this is how I think that will play out
doge750 16
I thought the same thing
askullnamedbilly 33
Is your name David Cameron by any chance?
Triberius 4
{Insert favorite Deliverance joke here!}
aw25 5
When finishing he said "bringing home the bacon"!!!!
Tripartita 45
It would appear a bae of pigs invaded FML.
Saikon1357 25
Nice reference
vikky538 29
Pigs are beautiful
cacheson 42
Way to ruin the sentiment.