Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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Lv2drum930 1
if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all
Simply_J 0
Stop barking!
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Comments (69)
Ladydarkflame 0
You must've been ******* a bimbo at the time.
callcopse 10
You just gotta take that on the chin ;-)
windfuelsfire 10
lol
RogerMoore 0
Licking and sounding like a dog? I see why she was laughing. You're doing it wrong.
ninja_9881 0
u should do it nice and slow so she wil get super horney and suck yur dick hard and she will want u to do it again and again if u get where yur going and if she wont i will
ninja_9881 0
lick slow and she will suck yur dick hard
ninja_9881 0
lick slow and she will not regert u going down there trust me
ninja_9881 0
yur doing it wrong lick slow and nice and she will love u going down there and she will moan like she is having the best sex in her life trust me
laurennbunnyy 0
:D haha clueless ****
SherryPicker 0
wow that's gotta suck.!