Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
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homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
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Comments (66)
whited666 0
On the bright side, that means he knows a little bit about her:)
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Wow, some people are so rude. Your uncle needs to learn some respect. Just try to ignore what he says.
rkfan4evr 0
You mad?
kimmiekimmiekong 0
hey I know how u feel, I have family members who r racist and close minded... it sucks!!!!
rachelkoo 10
lmao, he's racist. that makes me a "communist" now
Savra_fml 17
Seriously, when I read your comment, other words come to mind, but they are all related to intelligence, and not politics. P.S. Democracy is not a race either
CryMoreFMLs 15
30 - Not sure where the politics thing came in, but I read her profile and must certainly agree with your comment.
rachelkoo 10
I'm actually not quite following
Savra_fml 17
51 (and 70, so you follow), the politics thing refers to another comment on this FML. What I am trying to say is that you can't call someone "racist" because they called someone else a communist. Communism is a political system, not a race. For example, people from eastern European countries that were former communist (eg. Bulgaria) but now are democratic, have not become another race, they simply follow a different political system now. Bottom line is that the unlce of OP is an ignorant person with, presumably, very little education. OPs' girfriend is probably a Chinese-born American. Anyway, if OP is happy, all other opinions are pointless.
ohhoho 2
79, your logic is making my brain flatline... This has little to do with politics or economic systems. 23 is simply calling OP's uncle racist because the uncle stereotypes all Chinese people as communists. Unless the uncle came to that conclusion with an entirely different reason not mentioned in the FML, 23 is correct.
BjgUsername 12
108, rascim is having hatred for some one simply because of there skin color/religion /sexual orientation the uncle in this fml was just being stereotypical by grouping the girlfriend as a communist Ex- she's Asian therefore a communist (stereotypical view) Ex- she's a chink (racist) Ex- I hate her bc she supports Communism (prejudice)
DanGleesak 11
Is your uncle Red Forman?
perdix 31
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Savra_fml 17
Play with his mind. Tell him "shhhh, it's a secret. They are listening". In the end, if you are happy with the girl, your uncles' opinion is obselete, apart from being idiotic.
doubleea 3
Maybe they are listening, and reading, and watching... Or maybe it's just me
Herboski1315 0
Your Uncle seems like a straight shooter.
RedPillSucks 33
Straight for his foot or kneecaps, unfortunately.
N3766 20
But Jen Lee was born free...
ChantelRenaeee 0
your uncle seems very, opinionated.
haveachat 1
There's always one NQRer in the family