Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Run Forrest! Run!
enonymous 9
Do the Pennsylvania amish use FML now? I really don't want to imagine anyone else with a pitchfork... Unless that boy is frankenstein Raisin barns by 4am posting FMLs at midnight with the sweetest beard on that side of the Mississippi
StoryOfTheYear 15
I thought there had been shumthing 'amish' in thish FML.
Palirose 22
If not Amish possibly very orthodox christian. Lol most likely the boy probably looked like he worships Satan.
zombicidal 11
perhaps he left his torch all the way in the garage and didn't want to go get it
enonymous 9
52 - Prove it. Last I checked they had Rumspringa too
enonymous 9
56 - Oh so you go hang out with this chick? Sweet deal I'm really glad we had this talk especially when you didn't read the part that said I don't want to imagine anyone else with a pitchfork
Roevera 14
OP's uncle is a redneck.
OneNightStan 2
Hillbillies!
tjv3 10
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StoryOfTheYear 15
STFUSTFUSTFU
sk8rchick97 0
Peasant
AnonymousTroll 2
So...did you say yes?
Divorcedat21 11
I'm pretty sure Rumspringa is the one time in an Amish person's life that their Uncle would not be around to wield said pitchfork, though...
bertegg 6
: o omfg
alpaquette91 9
Only in pa!!!
unicornunit 0
sounds like ur uncle used to be in a lynch mob
J0gby 0
They still have pitchforks?
i2smart2trick 15
id kill my uncle. maybe chase him with a pitchfork =D im sorry.
RA661 8
Must be in Kansas.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Unless Pennsylvania is a city in Kansas, I don't think so.
RA661 8
Whoa -.- I'm gonna pay attention next time. I promise!
Freeze_fml 17
We're not in Kansas anymore.
bernie138456 0
Lol people don't do that in Kansas. You must be thinking about Georgia.
thegr8destroyer 0
You're hot
therampages442 0
haha it clearly says Pennslyvia. you should post this as an FML
schealey 0
"Just 12?! Next time bring 24 then maybe I'll give you a chance bitch!" was probably what was going through his mind.
boofgall 16
Im sure that it absolutely wasn't that.
quicheme45 0
pfff yea right
miserypoison 13
You know how it is, there are many creeps in our society today but due to the amount of harassment and abuse girls can get today it brings a disapproving image on the good, male teenagers out there.. Sorry about that hope he still chose you to come.
s0m3guy2010 21
I'm guessing your uncle is a big fan of joining angry mobs. I don't know anyone who just keeps a pitchfork with them on hand.
CrystalWest 4
Lol to shay xD
Glockinator 2
Was that your uncle in the American gothic painting!? He's famous. He can chase whoever.
G6chick 0
U know ur a redneck when ur uncle has a pitchfork to even chase ur crush with down the street
StoryOfTheYear 15
Is your Y button not working?
ikickgingers 15
17 - made me LOL
FmlReviewer 0
Don't get it