Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mustang
United States
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
raven_of_azarath
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
duck me!
Prank culture has gone too far
Today, some asshole superglued ten rubber ducks to my car while I was at work. FML
Baegel
Havertown, United States
Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
El Camino
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Territorial Pissings
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
ColdMN
United States
Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
wils
United States
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Top comments
DKjazz 20
3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.
AffrontedFetus 0
Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.
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fxrider 0
that blows
hellojpg 0
carve it
whybother8 0
carve it.. put a candle in it.. and go scare children.
danishbagel 3
That's genius...
ScaughtieHolden 11
use goo-gone
miraggg 1
no, leave it there! very original.
iamEricCartmen 0
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Shy_Anne 10
whoever did that is obviously a very funny person!!
Sacurason 0
Best. Prank. EVAR ( yes, the misspell was completely intentional )
prince122 0
carve your car company emblem.
CatMeister 0
The picture made my day. Thank you.
OceanBreathesSal 5
31- goo-gone does not work at all. it just made things messier, for my situation at least.
dolphincheddar 10
there are better pranks. like duct taping someone to a roof in a mummy position while they are sleeping, releasing 3 chickens in a well populated building numbered 1,2, and 4. drywalling over someones door while they are gone, pouring hot sauce in a sleeping persons mouth so they wake up with intense burning. Rick rolling someone watching a Porno. glueing every single object in a room on the roof. pissing on a var foot handle in the winter so it freezes shut. changing every single persons locker code in a school. slipping acid in someones drink who hasn't ever done drugs. the list goes on...
dolphincheddar 10
car door* ******* iPhone..
iluvevil01 11
lol when I went to camp last week one of the camp counselors taped everything to the wall of one guys room. including his sleeping roomate. l have herad and seen many pranks but a pumpkin glued to a car? iv GOT to try that now!
1molinamatt 5
Lmao who thinks of these kinda things?! :p
Jesus_Christ69 0
I invented super glue ..
mendes1987 0
that's pretty funny! except for the acid part that's, not right, but ya haha
ibitehard 9
Think of it this way OP at least Dane Cook didn't do it, because then it would e a pumpkin bomb x3
anon2468 0
it sucks, but that is so TOTALLY an epic win for the guy that did it. who thinks of that kinda shit, anyway?
JuliaDragonNinja 0
not her real eyes, she used a coloring app or program. you can tell bc the white part of her eyes is blue. but if those where her real eyes, they would CREEP ME THA EFF OUT
leader0011 5
where did they get a pumpkin in early July??? but an epic win anyway
swasticop 0
1- So does your comment
dvdp112 0
I call bs this is made up.. everyone just think about the size and the weight of a regular sized pumpkin. then think about how much effen super glue it would take to accomplish adhering a pumpkin to a car.. lol cone on this cannot be real
isabel22 0
Who would do that wait where in your car is it noticeable?.
Pufferfish78 5
Very large pumpkins tend to be noticeable.
Saltime 0
And it's on the car, not in it.
jaaaclyn 0
ever heard of punctuation?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
Ever heard of a capital letter? You're supposed to put one at the start of a sentence. Yes, I just played you at your own game, suck it!
Goldenchest 14
no.
car8o8line 5
A giant pumpkin? Any-*******-where
Daniruu 4
..A pumpkin at this time of year and randomly? Wow.
Lexi_Ray 5
the person that did it was pretty bored
livin_plur 0
lexi, are those your real eyes?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I find the randomness of this comment hilarious!! XD I mean a pumpkin?! In July?! lmao And also, I'm wondering the same thing about your eyes Lexi. Because if they are you real eye color, wow.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
FML* Not comment >_<
ChiliMac 0
I was thinking the same thing!
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
yeah, are that your real eye colour cos it's amazingly bright.
murlocholmes 5
No, it's not her natural eye color. look at the (what should be) whites of her eyes. They are blue tinted.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
they could still be her real eyes though. my friend's eye whites go that colour when the flash on the camera goes off.
AffrontedFetus 0
Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.
rattusrattus 19
A pimpkin.
skizzlerz 0
Lmao
CryMoreFMLs 15
I laughed so hard at this FML!
leader0011 5
pimpkin... priceless
RaineLee 5
Eat it up.
veryhighsleepygu 7
I'll eat u up
Saltime 0
Now, look above me, children. This is what we call an online predator. On 4chan, they're known as 40 year old virgins who stalk women on the internet, because they're either too ugly or too fat to stalk in real life like the rest of us.
ajrmajor 0
Yeah, eat the car, drive the pumpkin around :D
Legendslayer222 26
Maybe it's time to start a pumpkin delivery company?
knights95 9
Or a pumpkin pie delivery company.
IrishChic10 0
Or this person could advertise for pumpkin chunkin! :D
imnotcraZ 0
make a jack o lantern or pumpkin stew!
imnotcraZ 0
it's not pumpkin season
enonymous 9
This is gods way of telling you to get in the kitchen and make a pumpkin pie
KingGeorgeGal 12
What do you call guys that make kitchen jokes? Single.
FeedMonkeyking 4
Take a joke. Nobody is serious when they make kitchen jokes. You should probably get back in the kitchen though, make me a sandwich while you're at it.
enonymous 9
What do you call girls that assume the op is a girl? I'm not making a joke I want to know
CryMoreFMLs 15
They're called "bitches" enonymous.
margiemayhem 2
Or a pumpkin sandwich.
DKjazz 20
3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.
anabanana6444 0
lol
FurryPride 9
3+ aperture calibration point. Another 5 if you know what that's from. :3