canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
haveachat
weswithaute
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
How do I put it?
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
Tyler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML