Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
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Top comments
homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
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Comments (66)
KiddNYC1O 22
What's up with all these asshole relatives?
maryam8869 7
just make her forget that by telling her nice words :)
Hansemans 17
Every woman 'falls for the communists' once a month...
Obeyy19 4
Everyone has that crazy psycho uncle..
mattorama 15
I married a Chinese born woman, and my family got along with her great, with the exception of that one awkward uncle everyone has. His questions ranged from "Do you eat cats?" to "Do you have a sideways ******?"
TheGreenArrow 3
Well are you?
bubo_fml 11
Do whatever it takes to infuse some diversity into that gene pool of yours, Sparky!
SammiJS121 0
What was her reaction?
jenniferchaify 11
Oh me too
thoughshit 2
ppffFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY!