Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
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Top comments
prettyinpunk1025 14
Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.
enonymous 9
I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first
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Comments (47)
ken8lk 3
I know that feel, bro.
jordnlyn 6
FHL!
enonymous 9
I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first
SneakyMuffin 0
You, my sir, belong on MLIA!!!
prettyinpunk1025 14
Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.
KVKdragon 26
Ugh. Siblings can be the worst sometimes. Just ignore her and keep on loving your bf
ollie179 21
Admit it. He's a homeless guy right?
LolCakes111 7
"Your Boyfriend"
tannerparker16 0
Thanks, I wasn't aware, FML was too confusing thank god U made sense of everything
gorgeousnightmar 0
Sounds like the girl who wrecked my pre engagement. And over 2 year relationship. Karma will hit.
justanotherhuman 21
Think your targeting system has a few errors, there.
rachel_potter 13
Stop trying to get people to throw you a pity party
PrincessPesa 20
WTF is a pre-engagement? It's like being "kind of pregnant". You either are, or you aren't!
xNephilim 19
I'm guessing it's when a girl and her boyfriend are talking about getting married but aren't engaged yet.
ljcarranza 16
tell her you saw him outside looking into her room so you brought him in lol
Freeze_fml 17
The man about to bitch slap her.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP- you should of pulled that bitch aside and responded... your husbands lover.... that would of shut that bitch up for a bit; then tell her to shut the **** up!
je_suis_fml 11
13- angry, bro?
shireeniee 8
Why would she screw her sister when she's got a bf? Or hey, threesome.