Today, I was dealing with my nightmares quite efficiently by drinking right before I go to sleep, presto, no nightmares and no problems when I woke up. My girlfriend decided to make a whole issue of it by telling my parents, who planned an intervention and want me to waste time seeing a therapist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my anxiety decided to play a new trick: When I'm trying to go to sleep, I get anxious about having nightmares. It sure does wonders for my insomnia, which I've otherwise completely controlled. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Today, when I got out of the shower, my mother, my boyfriend, and 3 of my friends confronted me for an intervention. My problem? They think I'm a workaholic. What they don't know is that I lost my job 4 weeks ago. I stay up all night filling out job applications. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML
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core01 30
My friend died from cirrhosis of the liver. Extremely painful way to die. Therapy much less painful.
FluffythePink 24
Sorry Mate, but you're a ******* Muppet. Get your head out of your arse and go see the damn professionals. You need a sleep assessment if you haven't got any outstanding trauma and a mental health assessment if you do. Being a ******* alcoholic just to sleep is a dumb choice made by an idiot. Grow up and go see the ******* head Dr before you lose the girlfriend and your family to your own bloody stubborn stupidity.
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core01 30
My friend died from cirrhosis of the liver. Extremely painful way to die. Therapy much less painful.
FluffythePink 24
Sorry Mate, but you're a ******* Muppet. Get your head out of your arse and go see the damn professionals. You need a sleep assessment if you haven't got any outstanding trauma and a mental health assessment if you do. Being a ******* alcoholic just to sleep is a dumb choice made by an idiot. Grow up and go see the ******* head Dr before you lose the girlfriend and your family to your own bloody stubborn stupidity.