Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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zip2014 0
Hahahaha I'm Asian & I find this hilarious!!
salvorican 24
Wow.. At least she didn't insist on calling him Jackie Chan
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Comments (45)
TH3_B345T 0
rucka rucka ali lol
iluvhobos 5
Rucka Rucka FTW (:
Mrrevorp 0
Ching Chong it is!
kingedoftheworld 0
dick shit
Mrrevorp 0
nothing wrong with embracing your inner racist
zip2014 0
Hahahaha I'm Asian & I find this hilarious!!
DudeImBetter 0
I have Asian friends and I find this hilarious.
a_nutritionist 10
agree. most normal people would simply shrug it off as the mother being somewhat retarded. if she was simply ignorant then the guy shouldnt really care, because its you hes in a relationship with not your mother. if she was being nasty about it, then id suggest removing her from the house (or refusing to eat and leaving if its the other way around) and teach your mother a lesson in tact, courtesy and not being a colossal ****.
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
I hate Asians and find this hilarious
marinus_fml 20
I hate 14/15 year old bitches. Someone punch her in the face for me.
RealChinese 7
@28 what does having Asian friends have to do with this
salvorican 24
Wow.. At least she didn't insist on calling him Jackie Chan
BigHoshJosh 0
if I was Kevin I would embrace the name Ching Chong!
PunkPoppit 0
simpsons did it...
JustinThunder 8
Everyone is racist. It just comes out at different times.
iluvhobos 5
Yeah, because most of them do. It's a stereotype, and a funny one at that.
Missmonie1 7
I name my Asian kids by the sound spoons make when they hit the floor
gamegeek42 6
Lmao nice
kingedoftheworld 0
stupid bitches like you should not exist
Missmonie1 7
maybe i should just kill myself then?
xixifwadi 0
I don't think your from Finland. I think it's more like southern Missouri or maybe Arkansas.