Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
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homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
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smalltownboy54 0
First!!!!!
theunwiseone 4
First retard to post you mean?
tweetbaby14 18
And it starts all over again...
homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
pookberry 4
Uh.... Yep... That would be correct. Go you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wait... WTF happen to the first 3 comments? What did they say?
npnptracking 7
Asians are awesome
zombicidal 11
OP is dating a hot Asian chick so he wins
jmtmxer 0
40- who said she was hot ????
Jimster1712 0
Yea communism ftw!! OP's uncle, u mad?
mrpipp 0
@72I hate you so ******* much for that comment. You even got the reference wrong. Just leave LEAVE!!!!!!!
clsgators 5
OP's uncle Y U NO LIKE COMMUNISTS?!?!
m0tl3ycru3 0
Because he lives in the united states which is a capatalist country.
FarSide 23
Its better to date a communist than a terrorist... especially the type who compel their children to strap on a bomb-vest.
AshleighNason 24
Chairman Mao will lead the way Chairman Mao knows whats bestM
ironwords 8
I don't see how being a communist is bad
xexu13 3
so true 110/farside
Choose_Wisely 5
ahh i couldnt help but laugh at this one
RinaRina 9
Rather a communist atleast then a republican, thank god that my country doesn't have republicans
Speller211 2
Count me in as a "communist" =/
419 0
Same here...
419 0
Same here...
AnonymousTroll 2
105 - I can't tell if you're trolling or retarded.
koolkat27 13
120- you don't need to start trash talking about other peoples political views. I don't call democrats jackasses. keep your rude opinions to yourself, sweetie:)
Asstonia 1
oh I'm a communist then...
allstarbabe 0
Go take a history class -.-
frokeyman92 9
Oh idk either. I mean what's wrong with kling millions of jews?? Oh and let's not forget about tianem square.
Buttsexpirate 9
As long as your love is strong, ignore your crazy ass uncle. He's living in the past and this is the future so he can shut the hell up.
CryMoreFMLs 15
People need to get with the times. Racism just isn't acceptable anymore.
Daederoth 10
Okay.. but China is still a Communist state.. which has noting to do with race.
bitchslapped22 14
Hatred of communism is not racism
caity878 0
Old people have to stop living in the past. Racism is totally unacceptable now.
sadistmonkey 19
Assuming that someone is Communist based on where they're from definitely IS racist.
lakaiskate 12
65- I think that is prejudice...
obamanation85 1
This isn't the future it's actually the present
milky0candy 0
China is not exactly a communist state either considering that it has a free market economy...
nahgemsoohc 0
59- but stereotyping every Chinese to be communist kinda is
KennyMcCrmick322 0
56 wen did china become a state??
KennyMcCrmick322 0
56- I thought china was a country...... When did it become a state????
iam_yummylicious 12
"State commonly refers to either the present condition of a system or entity, or to a governed entity (such as a country) or sub-entity (such as a province or region)." State and country can be used interchangeably. Sigh. Thanks for proving American haters that we are mostly retarded.
fiblydinkerton 0
That's not racist china is communistretards
yetanotherginger 19
what's a communistretard? it sounds like an over-complicated item of clothing worn by a gymnast...
FarSide 23
@50... get with the times fucktard. Ignorance just isn't acceptable anymore.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Well it's not entirely wrong to think that. Most people would assume Americans are capitalists of a liberal democracy. While they may be wrong for some, that's the average American. What IS wrong is assuming that there is something wrong with being communist. You may not want that as your government but it doesn't make some one a bad person.
mango260 9
At least he didn't say eggroll...
mango260 9
At least he didn't say eggroll...
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
Livencountry 5
I have seven of them. Go me!
GameOver008 1
That "communist" is waaaay better than his wife and he's jealous
t765234 10
Well that is quite the unwarranted assumption.
pookberry 4
Jealous? Doubtful...racist? Likely ....
Savra_fml 17
17, communism isn't a race. Cubans and Chinese don't look alike because of their political practice.
zombicidal 11
yes 22 but Chinese is a race and the uncle assumed all Chinese people are Communist based on her race
iam_yummylicious 12
I thought Chine was a nationality and that Mongoloid would be the race.
yetanotherginger 19
Chinese* would be a nationality Mongolian* is a race too. Mongoloid is not a race, it is an insult coming from the word "mong", an insult meaning someone has down's syndrome. I suggest you never ask someone if they're a mongoloid.
iam_yummylicious 12
I meant to type Chinese. Sorry, iphone typo. And mongoloid comes from Mongol and the suffix "oid". It doesn't mean someone with down's syndrome. "mon·gol·oid/ˈmäNGgəˌloid/ Noun:A person of a Mongoloid physical type. Adjective:Of or relating to the broad division of humankind including the indigenous peoples of eastern Asia, Southeast Asia, and the Arctic region of North America. "
iam_yummylicious 12
Oh and Mongolian is the nationality of the Mongolia country and people.
eradonnes 0
ORIEMO
lazy_ella 7
116 - Actually, yetanotherginger is also right, because the words "Mong" and "Mongoloid" are used by very stupid people to describe or bully someone with Down Syndrome in the UK (negative slang). You are in the US so if you were ever to visit any part of the UK don't expect the person to be happy if you refer to them as "mongoloid."
Bunnehs 0
My uncle is the same. They always have something to say even if no one wants to hear it. Ignore him, and you and your girlfriend be happy together :)
The_Instigator 11
Does your uncle happen to be Rick Perry?
perdix 31
Nope, Herman Cain.
TheWindowLicker 13
No I think it's Rick Perry, I can even give you three reasons. 1. He's racist... 2.....uh...he...sounds ignorant? 3....umm...hmm...uh...well I can't think of a third one...woops
t765234 10
43 If he was Herman Cain he would have told her she was pretty then reached up her skirt, after which he would pay her to sign a confidentiality waiver.
yourlifesfucked 0
Can't be. if his uncle were Herman Cain, he would have hit on OP's girlfriend rather than insult her.
kaprookie 3
Throw a cabbage at his face.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No!! My cabbages!!!!
kaprookie 3
Want a beetroot thrown at your kneecaps? I'll do it mate. Don't test me.
shepdog123 0
What the he'll is a beetroot
doubleea 3
USA, doesn't know a vegetable, Jesus...
EnEl_Infierno 15
I think here in the usa we just call them beets, I know were lazy and like to shorten everything.
yetanotherginger 19
I remember watching an episode of rugrats when I was younger and they called it beetroot though. The character was Polish, but the show itself is American.
13FMYLIFE 0
There's always the crazy person of the family. And if you're trying to think of who it is in your family and can't think of anyone... then most likely it's you. Sorry OP, yours happened to be an asshole of an uncle
THE_A_TEEN 28
I hate asshole family members like that. Joking or not, it's very disrespectful.
fukyocouch 4
**** you his uncle is entitled to his own opinion... white power