Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
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homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
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Comments (66)
Strafeh 9
She likes cats.. But could never finish a whole one :)
Seduisant 7
.. Sounds like a great guy
NPN_Scorpio 16
When a man gets his uncle badge he automatically channels a crash course in "blurting out crazy, embarrassing stuff att family gatherings". I know I did. Uncles are supposed to be weird.
perdix 31
Tell him. " I love the way she controls my means of production, if you know what I mean." And you're sorry that you outsourced "jobs" to her, but she works much cheaper than Ohio girls.
xanthelaverty 0
Damn bro. Asians are the best though!
perdix 31
You are a racist, specifically an Asian supremacist. Saying positive things about all members of a group is just as racist as saying bad things about them. Often, people who claim that their race is superior are shitty, worthless individuals who are desperately seeking validation because of an accident of birth. Is that what you were trying to say?
rexgar2000 10
49, the ****? I think you went to far.
DocBastard 40
What Perdix was trying to say (I think) is that generalisations are bad. Saying "All Asians are smart" or "All Blacks are good athletes" may sound nice because it's a compliment, but it's racist nonetheless.
koolkat27 13
it's like if I said whites are the best. that would be racist, right? yet if I said Asians are the best, it wouldn't be. sadly, that's the ****** up thing about America.
Katastrophe101 8
Okay, no one said anything about her not being "nice and friendly". OP's uncle stated that because the girlfriend is Chinese, she's communist. But good story.
NajaJhian 0
lololololol .
stevenJB 25
This isn't an FML...he's got an Asian girlfriend!
42billybob 5
Actually if she left the country that makes her the opposite of communist. It wrecks up the whole system something fierce to have people emigrate out of a communist regime. If you stand by the ideals of the system to any degree that matters, you won't leave.
OfficeNinja 5
Tell your uncle the "communist" is such a great capitalist that they make all the crap he buys, and have an economy that is growing while ours is barely chugging along. That ought to blow his mind :)