Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
meohmy
United States
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Closingwild
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Top comments
jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
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mattfire14 12
Tell them about how eats the booty like groceries
lovelockdown23 23
Lol don't forget to mention he also eats the ass like cheesecake!
invadermaythe1st 35
I think a better reply would be, "I mean, if his penis was bigger, then yeah, maybe."
ScarredVox92 16
I just don't see how any of these things are bad.
kewpiesuicide 29
Neither do I 50. Their sex lives must be boring :p
devildog562 33
Introduce him as your desperate regretful rebound and stop messing with him .
jackthekeeper 24
introduce him as your sex warm up
Murilirum 23
My white shirt was lacking a coffee stain, thank you for fixing that issue for me.
extrasnipes 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is this A Fml because he used sex partner and not **** buddy?
teapotrevolt 27
Haha, isn't he sweet?
ScarredVox92 16
I thought it was rather sweet of him. He seems very thoughtful.
LaLince 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You mean your ex boyfriend
ArturoJames 13
Or.. "Are you in a shitty situation!? Don't worry! Just dump 'em!"
ILikeKoalas 24
Or, "dump his ass"
xyris_fml 28
The solution for everything is ending the relationship, obviously. Communication is overrated. /sarcasm
Soniarita 18
You deserve respect. what an asshole.
ILikeKoalas 24
Why does this comment have a bunch of down votes? OP DOES deserve respect, and obviously this asshole isn't giving it to her if he claims she's just his "sex partner"
mswhatever 18
It was a joke I'm guessing. If they're truly his friends they probably know about her already. I would of laughed and went along if it had been my boyfriend. Some of you need to lighten up.
little_one 20
Its better than "one of my sex partners" I dunno but I personally wouldn't be offended it would be like him calling you his lover. Then again I'm pretty vulgar and don't take shit too seriously.
Dick_diamond 22
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lovelockdown23 23
Lol I think you two need to have a chat because one of you is Confused.
fushengyuan 20
Just have sex and stop in the middle to break this partnership
TCRII 30
Introduce him to his hand.
sunnyray812 42
That's when you speak up saying, "Actually, he won't be getting any for a bit."