Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML
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homieskillet 0
So I guess I'm also "communist" according to your uncle..
saIty 17
We all have that one crazy uncle we don't know whether to love or hate.
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Comments (66)
Poetaster 10
You should have said " no, but I am related to an inbred, trailer trashed piece of crap"
fukyocouch 4
I like your uncle's way of thinking we don't need anymore of them around
ejjamael 5
guess I'm dating an communist too
detorio 2
LOOOL! Tough break :(
nikkij1988 0
Lol, ignore his ass
bonzo149 0
Well he Is kinda right. China is a communist country and all Chinese born are commies till they change views. But their us nothing wrong being a communist. After all it seems to b working seeing as how china is ontop of the world and u.s. Buys everything from them.
UniquelyMine 0
Very intellectual...
Tahmer 0
That comment is too hilarious to make this an fml. I'd have laughed if I had an uncle say that. I'd also probably be single then too...
iamyourgod 3
How is this racist? That's like saying an American is a capitalist. Or calling a swede a socialist. It may have been racists if she was Japanese or something but it clearly said she was born in china. It may have be the wrong time to express his political views, but he's not some terrible racist.
ideasrule 13
It's racist because, as you may or may not know, not every Chinese person is a communist.
Stacey1993 2
hahaha i love your uncle!