Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
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Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
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krazy_glu3 0
Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...
KushMastaDisasta 3
FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.
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Comments (193)
krazy_glu3 0
Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...
mitri_fml 3
I play in the bathroom all the time..who doesn't?
JuanStar 0
6. How old do u have to be to know wuts urine?
lovejdbieber 0
lol I once stepped in pee at Macas in the play thing, trying to get my sister. well, I think it was pee, u can never tell in that place
avbav99 0
Ew... That's why you don't let your kids play there. But that's more of an FML for them than it is for you, don't you think?
iAmScrubs 19
They're probably not old enough to register that it's urine, so I don't think so.
iAmScrubs 19
Shit. The comment that I was replying to got deleted so it got posted here. Sorry about that.
mitri_fml 3
^ I was wondering what you were talking about. Np
Feklfekl2222 32
Since when does Mcdonalds have a play area
stephy2lee 2
They always have!
Feklfekl2222 32
I've never seen one but it might just be where I live
Jimster1712 0
Since you were dumb.
Feklfekl2222 32
FML poll- has anyone that lives in the north-east of England seen a play area in macky d's?
hawaiian2393 0
In different variations yup that's my goal
welandedonthemoo 5
Macky d's? Isn't it micki d's
Feklfekl2222 32
Im not talking about Mcdonalds in ops area I'm talking about Mcdonalds in my area to see of um the only one. And it's macky d's that I'm used to
Jimster1712 0
its ok 67.. your picture makes up for your lack of coherence.
DrCocorevenge 0
pikachu is a mouse
musicphreakk 0
For Real ? Like 3 Out Of 5 Of Them Have Play Places .....
1badws6 0
It's okay man I'm in Copenhagen and there are none here either. I think its a European thing and everyone that gave you a thumbs down is American where they have a ******* mcdonalds on every corner of every street.
Feklfekl2222 32
I thought it was a north eastern England thing so that's why I was asking but now you say that it does make more sense
DevynFed 0
Since like forever! Maybe it's the location,
Stryker78cRS 15
Every mcadees I go to has 1
foxyhasmybooty 16
Shut the **** up everyone especially you douche bag some McDonald restaurants DON'T have play places so **** off and leave #67 alone!!!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Gag me.
KushMastaDisasta 3
FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.
KushMastaDisasta 3
I meant YDI*
MrsDruidess 23
right??!! its not a daycare, you still have yo watch them! YDI OP for not paying more attention to them in there. I worked at McDonald's in high school the nansty and dangerous stuff we pulled out of there will forever keep my kids out of any "play place"
8sq 13
You mean that's not part of the playground?
Moota 9
Ugh, I can't believe I used to play there. That's just sickening.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Oh that is one of the most disgusting things I have read on this site, but honestly how old are your kids? It doesn't take much intelligence to know what liquid you are frolicking in.
Boredumm 6
Yeah think they should of repelled to the bad smell of urine rather then play with it.
loserman67 36
they probably didn't know considering how gross a McDonald's normally smells
detab 0
Why were u not watching them?
SugarRushxx 0
Same reason why parents were not watching their kids to prevent them from taking a piss in the play area.
brohamas16 7
ewwwww thts nasty