Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
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F_ME 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!
AwkwardHomo 0
Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!
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Comments (96)
F_ME 0
damn that sucks!!!!!!! frickin hoes!!!!!
marleytooyou 0
awww that does suck
Metzler31 17
at first I thought he meant the text message cost him 15,000 dollars! I was all confused.
banna2286 0
when will peple realize that these romantic suprises never work out
NoelZ 0
115 your ******* stupid. kbye
SW500 13
Yeah there's something with Michigan chicks...
bannamann 4
It was only 1,500 dollars not 15,000
muahahahahamoo 5
#127 ; hey bro, not all michigan girls have problems. some of them are nice.! like meeee. lol :p
ZING_MASTER 0
KIWI ZING!!!
Dr_Phil 0
This reminds me of a song that goes like this (please don't mod me): Bitches aint s**t but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the d***.
CrinkleFrie2014 0
Where in Michigan?
JohnnyS_fml 0
You know what dude? I know how you feel... i did the same, except I'm in New York and she was in California... ya just gotta keep on truckin'...or flying.
AwkwardHomo 0
Yeah, definitely go sex crazy. And go see an All Blacks game, New Zealand rugby is awesome!
Amkii 0
While you're there, have some crazy fun! Then make that ****-ass ex-gf of yours pay you back.
Circles 18
Why should she pay him back? She didn't tell him to fly there. She isn't obligated to stay in a relationship if it's not what she wants
Ole_Stinker 0
That sucks, but it gives you an opportunity to go on a bender in NZ- I suggest you start now. If you arn't already drunk, make sure there is a cold Steinlager in your hand in the next 15 minutes.
PureGold 0
Oh no!!! And as soon as you arrived there too, ugh...I'm sorry that happened to you. It sucks x( And # 14, I think you kinda missed the point of what they were saying haha...reread the posts :P
secret_fml 0
aww that really stinks, i'm sorry..who breaks up with a text message?! while they are on the other side of the world?!!! but that was a really sweet thing to do..and i've heard new zealand is beautiful=]
vanillacocoa 6
It is, I live there
MyFullContrast 0
Forget her ! Enjoy yourself now! It'll be stupid if you spent all that money and just went back home.