Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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bleachedraven 14
"would you rather"...you should be relieved she didn't say your boyfriend, your father's business is his own, unless he is still married to your mother.
Wadlaen 24
Best friend/future step mother..? Well, as they say: Keep it in the family😅
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Comments (7)
bleachedraven 14
"would you rather"...you should be relieved she didn't say your boyfriend, your father's business is his own, unless he is still married to your mother.
Wadlaen 24
Best friend/future step mother..? Well, as they say: Keep it in the family😅
Jessika Jensen 7
Maybe this is the wrong question to ask. But is your friend trying to make the movie, "American Beauty"? Real life? If you have never seem the movie? Watch it. You will understand. As for your friend? Whether it is your dad's business or not? That's gross.
Snailfarts 27
how old are you? I hope you guys aren't teenagers, because then your dad raped your friend
DoctorPALO 14
Depends what state and what the statutes are but yes, could be quite true.
DoctorPALO 14
If you didn't know now what you didn't know then. Why didn't you just ask her point blank?
rainbowdonnareed 18
If she is over age 18 what's the problem?
Bogrbon 27
She's saying "boys" so my interpretation is that she's at best a young adult.
JackWood 21
Play stupid games win stupid prizes