Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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Comments (165)
kcasey 0
HAHA look at it this way, at least you're good at what he loves most! Next time don't joke around that way, obviously you've learned that it won't work in your favor.
Chantallika 0
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monicamischief 0
@ 57 you sound insecure if you can't take any of those jokes. just like the OP who couldn't take what i believe was probably a joke you SHOULD be able to joke around with your lover. i tease my boyfriend all the time about shit like that. if you cant' handle a little humor, you need some major self esteem work.
wellchit 0
you weren't joking where you. maybe he was joking and you where serious but wanted other peoples reactions, I know how you work.
dan81892 2
well at least we know you're good at something, eh?
xxxeelaa 0
well, at least you give good head ?
aback 5
You probably shouldn't joke about being whorish, I don't know.
SmoothTalker 0
haha OWNED
Kgeeh85 0
HAHA!!!! Lil Wayne said it best: "Whatever she wants, after she licks it" At least you know you give good head.
ryanmcp1 0
haha