Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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ilovefml_ra 0
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44542b5a
teebonehead 0
Well do you give good head or not ?
brkn_hearted 0
i agree with #8 on this one, if you're going to joke about something like that, expect that their response might be the same, only truthful... and http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=47bd20a0
Eye_of_the_Storm 0
im single
ohhhhshizzz 0
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44e148e8 whoa. that is screwed.
Nakedsquirrel 5
#63, except it has nothing to do with insecurity and everything to do with what one considers a joke. Apparently your boyfriend doesn't care; most do, and any of those people with a spine aren't going to just shrug off an insult (not coming from a partner, at least; who cares what some random asswedge thinks.), they'll fire one back. I'm guessing your boyfriend doesn't do that, either.
Syn_fml 0
#10 - hahahahaha, awesome
vag_fml 0
why do chicks say shit like this? its just fishing for compliments and its desperate and pitiful.
0 3
How do you know he is serious? How does he know you are joking?
callargh 0
Yet another post where all I can say is DTMFA. Do it.