Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Soul searching
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Alissa
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
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Comments (78)
yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
hXcsoccerplaya 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
no dude it's not gay to have your dick sucked, it's just gay to suck dick. where have you been? :p
babygirl579 7
Dude shut up. It's still gay
swaneh 0
You take what you can get.
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
supertacowaffle 41
Makes me think of the offspring pretty fly for a white guy
jen1097 25
"The rump"
igpay_atinlay86 8
this sentence is so british
SaltyLurker 10
You know you can spend your while life gay without ever taking it up the ass once, right? Although bottoms seem to outnumber tos 10:1... And most tops I know have still tried it at least once. Still...!
taycandy96 2
he's in denial...he wouldve been rejected u if he was straight...maybe he's bi
devynnleigh23 0
fail. in denial.
jpest17 5
that makes no sence u say he's not gay and u give good head??? that should be a win right???
MadeOfAwesome 1
The OP is a gay man. Hence, he obviously wants his bf to be gay as well, but his bf's straight and is just using him for the ********
markk 0
only a gay man would have realised that
jpest17 5
oh makes sence, yea he disentangle have to be gay to like a bj
MF12 0
how? only an idiot would not have realized that it was pretty clear
burnsie22 5
Dude who posted the story is gay but his boyfriend isn't
anela_fml 0
some day that will come in handy with your next relationship
jpest17 5
wait was that a quote? use quotation marks!!!
lil_ham1644 29
You are a dumbass. Stop commenting on this
lolitalouest 0
no he's defitly gay
cartooncharacter 9
No, you definitely don't know how to spell.
g0ld3nb01x30 0
SSHHHIIITTT!!DDIIICCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jpest17 5
not if you close you eyes lol
dewberry2001 25
Dude go home.