Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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AlmightyFish 0
What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o
marinus_fml 20
YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.
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Comments (60)
fluorescentadole_fml 8
well he's clearly not worth worrying about
iBanana 17
Everyone wants to be a Brit.
BelleElle_fml 5
Should've went along with it and pretended to be a Russian girl.
MissBunny25 0
I wanna know how she found out he was faking..
MichaelGood 0
^ no kidding.
Sadochan 0
All riaght. I'll see y'all in teh mornin' at scewhool. We havin' a beeeg test tomorrah
Faleni 4
that sounds a little lepricanish lol!
Hughmadd 0
@39: Britain =/= Europe
blitz426 0
why would he fake an accent? haha
insanesna1l 0
because accents are hot. I would love an Irish red haired chick
kdig26 0
FAIIILLLLLLL!!
lideke 1
Because European people are the most awesome people in the world?!
denlillakotten 4
People in Europe fake American accents all the time, I hope he did a nice italian accent for you!
frenchylolly_fml 1
no, we don't...
Forlorn420 9
little did you know, these people became what we now call hipsters.. haha
gallaeo 21
#15 agreed 100%
Haydoe 0
wow you must be really ugly to get rejected twice....
iluffmcrandbvb 1
its not all about the looks. You're shallow
Haydoe 0
Lol shallow... If your somewhat cute he's gona try to pull a bang bang
MissBunny25 0
thank you number 21! a voice of reason amidst stupidity.
iftheglovefits 0
that sucks, op. I'm so sorry. there just not worth it!
nothingtodisplay 7
keevarou... yummy... :3
Alleged_Cranium 7
It's good to see that "the friendship move" is equal opportunity. I mainly hear of girls pulling that one on guys.
marinus_fml 20
YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.
TrueMurderer12 11
#6... It HAS to have a today in it. She didn't say she asked them on the same day, but she also didn't say she didn't. So who knows?
AlmightyFish 0
What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o
Tancaliel 12
Exactly what I was about to say. Each country clearly has its own accent (well, and language, even...) I hope OP doesn't think Europe is just one big country. O.o
EmperorPsycho 0
Probably French since they were on a date
prinzess_fml 25
or Italian
RedPillSucks 33
She's American, so she probably means faux-british or like some New England accent.
cptmorgan15 2
New England accents do not resemble British accents at all.
cptmorgan15 2
Have you ever heard a New England accent? It sounds nothing like any European accent. Chances are he tried a British accent because it's probably the easiest one for any American.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, I've heard both and I didn't say they were the same. Either or doesn't have to mean both. If she refers to a European accent, she's generalizing. A lot of Americans aren't familiar enough with "European" accents at all, so anything that sounds vaguely foreign will fit. If someone's never left Texas, they may very well mistake a New England accent for something "European". I'm not saying that they'll be right.
vincenoir 5
There's no such thing as a 'British' accent either. You probably mean a London accent.
oldenuff2party 3
rofl waffle
LuckyLogic 0
lmao.
loveme27 0
sex
fistnazal 10
Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas!!
MasterE56 4
and I don't see any horns on your head #11 so that about narrows it down...
fistnazal 10
lol cool your jets kemosabe.. have you never seen "full metal jacket"?