Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
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Comments (179)
Jewelofagal 2
How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!
beau11 0
I so agree with number 3
locklock 0
what game
Lilcommentaddict 0
^^win
cristy91 33
tell him you'd change him for a vibrator that mows the lawn. that way he'll know how it feels.
sublimaze 6
A PS3 is always "ready to play" 24/7, it doesn't care how many girlfriends you have, and it will always take you back no matter what you said, did or didn't do. I can't say I blame him
ReyEr9412 0
Give him a PS3 box so he gets excited but it really has some of his stuff inside with a note saying that you're dumping him.
konachan 0
let me guess, you can't break up with him because you f***ed him so many times without getting to know him first?
ElMetalero 0
exactly. I mean if he values u as much as he values ps3 games that sucks, but if he would of said 360 games then take that as a compliment
captaintaco 0
lol 60 is a win
ElegantSadist 0
kratos>you
Drew_V 0
lol kratos wins all
You_Just_Failed 0
PS3 is the best, people with Xbox hâte it because they know its true. and OP maybe if you let him Play with you insted of his console hed say something else ;)
rgt154 0
well hey, is the game god of war iii? cuz then it makes sense
twist_of_fame93 0
well if it makes you feel any better. I value my ps3 more thant family. if I had to choose between my dad or a ps3 you guessed it jaha
mylifeblows3232 3
maybe u should start blowing him. then he would respect you more. I didn't like snickers until she started blowin me
sam411411 0
win 92 lmao for the snickers referance
fylrofl 0
tell him you'd trade him for a $1.50 and a pack of gum.
paperisuseful 0
unless he looks like Mick Jagger.
Novogrod 0
I'd hold off on taking offense until I know HOW many, and WHICH games he would be willing to trade for.
ydiftw 0
Video gamez>life
ImFukdUp 0
your bf is a lame unless he isn't gettin any from you then I would understand
gregsdaman 0
that makes u pretty high on the list...right between **** and callofduty
Crucifictorious 0
I wish gamestop would accept girlfriends as valid goods for trade.
Floormatt 0
Roflllllllllllll^ get the envelope and paper
Floormatt 0
Rofllll^^ Whip out the paper and envelopes!
madaoxsan 9
ahahaha. true that. if she's a frigid downer who constantly harps on him then I can understand that. she probably wouldn't mention that part though. now would she?
kirbcheck76 3
toss his ps3 out the window
piemasterp 8
This^ lol!
gohabs21 0
360>ps3
quikwit1212 0
PS3= way better than an XBOX will ever be. Plus they don't crash every month.
dreamnitedarling 9
95) Oh, wait, what do you mean your PS3 hasn't worked since it the month changed to March? Whats that about a leap year bust?
dannytheshmoop 0
dude red ring of death ring any bells lol and halo the best 360 can do it suckssss lol
PatRme 9
i've had my 360 for two years and ut hasnt crashed at all.
jimmyandstuff 0
having a life>video games.
snickerz01 0
the new 360s never get the rrod and the ps3 can get the wlod so there you have it, xbox is better and ps3 is still awesome
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
hey dumbass Xboxes dont crash every month I've had one for over three years no crash
katelyn2013 1
u should totally leave him he isn't worth it.
UberFail79 0
Wait, wait, wait... Which games does he want? If it's MAG tell him it isn't worth losing the sammich-making.
paper_tigers 0
How is it that people don't see this coming? More than 2 years? Seriously, I guess ignorance is bliss...
kawaitabemono 2
maybe they just don't see it! don't be so harsh, her boyfriend just became stupid and you say it's her fault? dude you need to think before you act.
highsheep 0
3d. and ydi for not making him a sammich.
paper_tigers 0
fail #5
earthbum19 0
why is that hilarious? :-/
nmsm 1
the whole sammich thing is so old and annoying. it's on like 7 times/ front page of post
malheartsnutmeg 20
Considering how bad Playstation 3's are; you must be terrible.
eriinbaby 0
that's harsh
Ckpa23 0
Ok then, considering the free Internet, the browser (which Xbox is now copying), the high def, the blu-ray player and the awesome community. Yes, paying $50 a year is TOTALLY worth it for some shitty map-packs, especially since the ACTUAL game comes out at the same time for Xbox 360 and PS3
youthink_fml 0
I'm sure he's been a douche all these years but you're still with him. YDI.
omgxwtfxheather 2
it'll go from trading you for games to him beating your ass on the corner uh I'd say it's time to leave him and I'm guessing this isn't the first time he's said something like that you're just stupid enough to stay with him because you "love" him you need a wake up call
Unlimitedv 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend
DarkKnyte 0
Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!
foxxxy_ 0
Ding ding ding #13 correct answer