Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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Comments (165)
kelevra2 0
your life is not effed, you give good head.
whyXD 13
agree with 13 and 115. hahahaXD
Heelix 0
Ive actually told my girlfriend that i can suck betetr **** than she does. Can i trade her in for you>?
Epinephrine_fml 0
You both are ridiculous.
cutecookie24xo 0
that sucks (literally) lol
lolashly12345 0
That sounds more like an advertisement than a complaint. o.O
briannet 0
That's very bad on both parts but i dont think he was serious. He can probably take a joke...how does one give good head???
Gaz717 0
Wow, you kinda asked for that...
silly_kate 0
you should have said 'At least I could be in a porno'! is it not every guys dream to be in a porno? well, for teenaged boys? they frigging act like it!
Jamescool 0
Want to come over to my place