Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0
You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.
genius_man16 1
What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely
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Comments (165)
JENNYBABYY 0
hahah thats good
didi666_fml 0
what 66 said you dumb bitch!
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
you deserve it for telling him that even if it was as a joke
lilcuti3pi389 0
Sooo... what's the problem?? Huh?? Lol! But really idk what the big deal is.. Tell him you were kidding? At least you give good head, that's never a bad thing hahahah
um_duh 0
He's a **** and you're a low class *****. Guess that makes you even
Peroxide 3
BAHAHAH #22 You just made my fucken day When you were in that coma, could you feel your brain being damaged?
hottiegurl 0
Hey he gives you shit anyway...right?? LOL, and you might go far in ****, who knows?!?! I agree with #1.
joeMOMMA 0
LOL @ 22
jSOPURE 3
#8- I agree with your last sentence. I hope you guys didn't break up because of this. Drinks all around! :)
Kira_fml 0
well at least now you know! you could always blue ball him and then break up with him. oof.