Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked a security question by my bank's app when I tried using it after a year. After two to three wrong attempts, I got it correct with the answer, "Myself." The question was, "Who was your childhood friend?" FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I tried to log in to my bank account but couldn’t remember the password. I clicked "Forgot Password?" and it asked me for the security question: “What is your pet’s name?” I've had several pets since I created the account, and forgot where I had updated it. Now I’m locked out of my bank account, with no idea who I am anymore. FML
Today, I tried to log into my bank account online but forgot my password. When I hit “Forgot password?” the security question asked, “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” I put it in and it said, “Incorrect.” It turns out that I've been misspelling it wrong for years and never noticed, despite my mom dying last year. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML
Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
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kathii01 20
lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a
demolitionloverf 0
hahaja
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demolitionloverf 0
hahaja
bbucaro98 0
butters FTW
Veraymix 6
Embarrassing sure, but it's definitely hilarious. If it bothers you that much, you might wanna get that changed.
flockz 20
at least u had more money than u did before right? even though all your dignity is completely gone.
Saltime 0
12 - Only if there's no trans fat in that butter.
WallyTheWombat 0
I think this is getting so many negative votes because ppl don't watch south park. It was a pretty funny and awkward situation.
iluvhobos 5
I don't understand why this is so embarrassing, if the teller knew what what in the butt, nothing to be ashamed of! and if they didn't, explain it! Regardless, what what in the butt is hilarious (:
breathemein 10
lmao
Darklord6980 5
I said " What what?" In the butt...."what what?"...whoever has not watched that episode of South Park get on southparkstudios.com and watch it.
realfigueroa 1
the fact that people are only refrencing south parks take on it sadden me... what about the original video?
cmfh88 0
hahaha that's so great
guckylynn 19
199, that's what I was thinking. The original video is hilarious!
theaws0m3guy 4
119- I know right? hahahahahahaha
DarkHelmet 10
this shit MADE my ******* day!!!!
PenguinToucher 0
Doesn't that mean ANYBODY can hack her account?
CitrusGirl 0
They're not getting downvoted because people haven't seen that episode. They're getting downvoted because the commenters appear to believe that South Park made it up. Which they didn't.
taytay6510 6
listen listen the cats are pissin where where on the chair, what what IN THE BUTT ;)
ppatty 0
that is epic lol
jvanaulen 2
119 - I totally agree, the original is great
heavymetalman1 0
Who's Jabba Da Gut I'n your pic?
omgmike2345 0
true
rockindyl22 0
119, I freaking love that video!
kohana90 7
it's a South Park reference you guys, nothing dirty
Link5794 18
It's not from South Park. They just parodied it.
HarryMcC 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
so do you like it in the butt?
bbucaro98 0
apparently so
awesomeooo3 0
Guys, South Park. Go in Butters!
eminemchick 19
oooh you just touched my tralala.. my ding ding dong..xD
meggieh815 0
It was originally a YouTube video.
WOGBRO 6
72- I am a bit concerned about were your location is.
Spaghetti7 5
It is a damn good video too.
electricmaster 0
What what?
iPeterPan 8
Look up Samwell What What In the Butt Funniest thing wver
kathii01 20
lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a
kellyma 0
what dose YDI stand for?
jellitonoctopus 19
young duck icing.
RawrGoesTheDino4 0
your dumb idiot O.o
rockindyl22 0
It means 'you deserve it' like the button you click to downvote an FML.
aman7860 0
you dumb idiot
Rocker909 0
No, it means "yank dick infidel."
maz255 10
young dicks inbreeding
hiyourcute 0
"Yappy dog ignition" You know, for yappy dogs that just won't shut up...
KiddNYC1O 22
You die idiot.
tpike1296 11
“Yelling «Dumbass Ignoramus»!”
smileyxo4 5
I personally think "young duck icing" was the most comical. But kellyma, YDI means Youngstown ***** Institute. Hope I helped?
MrHughJass 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
steelersfan3250 0
yield, dudes indecent XD
Slipknot666Maggo 0
165 took my line. -_-
deejayyy 0
Means "Yawning During Intercourse"
Skullcrusher 5
you should proofread your post first. it doesn't make a lot of sense.
UnprecendentedAw 0
This reads like shit in the beginning. Who moderated this? And banks don't verbally go over secret questions.
sodapopper 6
Classy
chiddy_bang71 0
indeed
MrSexyPants 14
Cl(ass)y.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
hahaha ^
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
36 wins.
taytay6510 6
I love you all :)
amanda_d95 9
That's what FML is all about!
btstig 11
Ha that ***** awesome!
HarryMcC 1
was that an intended pun?
Cmliedtke 0
what pun..
CountryGirl111 7
they mean where the comment said that ***** awesome nd the password was in the BUTT
Cmliedtke 0
yeah I noticed, but if it was a pun it was a pretty bad one.
xxlauruh 0
negative on the pun.
loopsy_fml 14
What what in the butt. There is shit in the butt. How do you not see that?
NinjaWithSwag 0
why that, why couldn't it be simple. for example - I like cats. not I like it up the butt.
volley4eva1698 0
party pooperrrr it's funny that's why he did it or maybe he just likes it in the butt? it's hilar
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Two words- south park.
SpeshulK 0
South park took it from a serious video. He was on Tosh.0 like a year or 2 ago
Link_fml 0
tosh.0 actually
srgsk9 9
Holy shit people, its not from Tosh.0. it's a legit music video. Look up on YouTube, What What (In The Butt) by Samwell. If I had a dollar for every time Daniel Tosh resurrected an ancient video and took credit for "finding it," I'd have my own TV show.
kathii01 20
just YouTube search what what in the butt then you'll know what it's all about
bitchy777 0
Two words - ******* idiot
Kitkatrehab 0
The original guy wS Samwell lol
heyyyaubrey 9
samwell
wettcherry 0
How in the hell r u gonna say fml when u made that up?? Makes me wonder if u like 2 get it in the butt!!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
"i said what what in the butt? i said what what in the butt?" you then should have asked " lets do it in the butt!"
SleaterKinney 6
Butters yay!