mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
AntiChrist7 0
He asked for it? That makes him a moron. You have married a cheating moron. YDI
2bad4life 0
divorce him as fast as possible.... at least he didnt do it behind your back then u would have had no idea
Stpatch754 0
ahahaha, well at least he asked first there is a sliver lining there
buckedup_716 0
i'd say yeah, as long as i can **** your brother. & oh yeah, fyl.
susu_fml 0
you should have been like " sure!...but only if i get to f**k the pool boy!" =]
Condie31 0
You are a freak. He should definitely leave you. I know what its like being in a relationship and having all of your friends and the people you care about taken away from you. Your boyfriend should remove his whole collar, and grow some balls. If he had real friends, they'll be waiting for his return and he'll tell them he knew what they were talking about the whole time when they called you an evil bitch.
redblush04 0
HOLY SHIT ! what kind of a husband is he ! if i were you i would be like, so does this mean its okay that im ******* our hot neighbor? and then leave him !
Emma_91 0
#156 You do realize that is abuse? Yeah he may have been an ass to ask you but you have no right to control his whole life.
Emma_91 0
And yet you seem to enjoy trolling...
LOKIM8 0
Give the man some credit and assume he isn't going to if you say no. If you can't do that than maybe it is your side of the relationship that is the problem, not his.
sadblueeyes 0
152 comment with none seriously asking "what would motivate him to ask?" on more than a superficial level. he's an idiot trying to make her hot with jealousy by suggesting he could go somewhere else... van you say "backfire"
ronws23 0
WTF? How is this a FML? All guys have fantasies about co workers, dont be a drama queen. He was honest, jesus christ