mandinga 6 September 2009, 21:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Please?

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 20 December 2023, 22:00 United States 🌶️ Spicy

The secret

Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML

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Nobody 27 November 2009, 21:39 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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Anonymous 30 October 2011, 06:32 Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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Anonymous 21 March 2014, 18:16 New Malden, United Kingdom

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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FuhedUp 31 October 2021, 08:00

Classic mistake

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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Enragedbitch 20 October 2012, 08:49 Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML

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tmi4me 26 May 2015, 03:50 United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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Anonymous 26 October 2025, 00:00

Backstabber

Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML

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Sdutent 1 March 2009, 08:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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sickandtiredofit 24 January 2012, 19:50 United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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akiro525 3

7 September 2009, 01:35

well alteast he asked you first.

OneandOnlyOne 0

7 September 2009, 01:39

And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

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lalaney 14

8 April 2014, 00:52

I don't understand why everyone jumps to the divorce button on this. If you're waiting to be married to somebody who will never be attracted to another person in his whole life, you can go ahead of wait for the second coming. Everyone is attracted to more than one person in their lifetime, no matter how much they love you or are committed to you (that goes for you too OP). I bet the gal that wrote this isn't necessarily contemplating divorce, I still agree with your FML, but don't be too hasty to throw your vows out the window. Your husband was tempted, was up front with you about it, and that counts for a lot. Sexual infidelity is not nearly as bad as a million other types of betrayal, especially if permission was asked first. You're likely to be tempted yourself within this marriage, or within another, so who knows. Maybe your husband will return the favor and allow you an indiscretion. It sounds kinda hot actually, if a husband and wife trust each other that much.