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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
DeathShad0 1
Did the thought of a possible joke cross your mind?
DanizzleXFoSho 6
Did anyone consider the possibility that maybe he was joking when he asked her? And she just took it as a good opportunity to post something on FML? I mean really, if you think about it, who is seriously dumb enough to ask their significant other if they can sleep with someone else? I think imma have to call bullshit on this.
wrestling49 0
AT LEAST HE ASKED
Musicismylife92 0
I have a feeling that only guys are saying be happy he asked, which is understandable because your guys.
Mabster84 2
Really I believe this writer was joking, but it's not a joke because a friend of mine has a marriage falling apart and she's basically letting him have his way with other women thinking that it'll make them better... So laugh now, because it really happens.
FHGrif 0
well did you say yes?
plexico 4
You should have said, "What's in it for me?" Once he has charmed the secretary enough to get to the point where the affair is about to begin, he's going to have one with her or someone else, so you might want to see if you can get something out of the deal. You should advice him of the stupidity of having an affair with an employee. If he is going to **** around, at least do it with someone who can't **** up your life.
nodbor 11
ask him if you can have an affair with men on the block you live on. split 50/50 with the secretary on the profits from a sexual harassment trial when the affair goes sour by fronting her some money for a lawyer.
blueem2 0
LETS KILL ALL TEH GAY PEEPLE!!!!
maipinkbear 0
let's hope he was kidding... but in the event that he wasn't, get a divorce. for him to even think about having an affair means he's at a point where he has some sort of feelings for her so you probably want to get out before things get messy.
capital_seven 0
I believe it's called "counseling." You're not very forgiving, are you??