Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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The ultimate betrayal
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Never do this
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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brendejafulable 41
Tell your brother. Family trumps a job.
RickySleeves 20
Family is more important than a job. Tell your brother OP.
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Comments (57)
devildog562 33
What a bad place to be in. I'm sorry for your brother and you. Talk about a hostile work place.
brendejafulable 41
Tell your brother. Family trumps a job.
wheresmymary 22
Ask for a raise while you're at it
Exaspera 55
Forth of July family get together will be fun!
NYM88 26
Looks like your stuck between a rock and a hard place!
ironmany_fml 23
yeah, the only thing left to do is now to blackmail the boss into giving you a raise.
NateshN 18
Why does she even tell you of all people? Please don't hesitate to tell your brother
Cathrin 26
Probably because, since the OP works for them, they're not likely to snitch for fear of losing their job.
NateshN 18
yes, that was clear to me. But since it was such a nasty move, I wondered if she chose OP on purpose for that reason, or if they are just so close that she didn't realize the trouble she would get OP into.. :/
emw7187 11
She's right tell him! !
RickySleeves 20
Family is more important than a job. Tell your brother OP.
daemonsparta 16
thats easily sqid by people who don't need to support anyone
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf? Why would she confide that in you? I hope you tell your brother OP. No one deserves to get cheated on.
nesteremily 31
Wow why would she tell you that? Definitely tell your brother OP
chronicB 19
Fun family reunions!
sarcasmwins 24
If that was my brother I would've been on the phone to him faster than you could say the word 'cheat'. He deserves to know OP.
ihartmytdi 23
Bro-code #33 states that in the event of discovering any cheating, vexatious flirting, or outright affair in direct conflict to a bro - it is your duty as a bro to inform that bro immediately. Just sayin'
Reider022 16
That's Bro code number 1
ihartmytdi 23
Naw man, Bro-Code #1 is; No Bro shall pursue, encourage, or engage in any sexual activity - flirting included - with any individual already in any form of relationship with another bro.
Reider022 16
Ya fair enough bros before hoes is how it goes either way, you're a bro.
mclovin22897 15
where can I purchase a book of these bro codes?
RockstarJAy 16
How many Bro codes are there?
pedopears 18
dude, brocode #1 states the following: Bros before hoes, a 'hoe' is referred to a woman that is not a sister, mother, aunt, grandma or other close family.