Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
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Top comments
pariah411 0
He's just trying to keep your self-esteem low so you don't move on.
DameGreyWulf 1
I don't think she was fishing for compliments. I think she was just making a happy remark. Kind of like.... If I were to say "Heh, that kid thinks I'm smart." I'm not looking for someone to validate the claim, I'm just thinking out loud to another person. If she were fishing for compliments she would have said instead something like "Am I cute? Your aunt thinks so."
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Comments (67)
kewlcat 0
haha
eggnogg 0
why would you try and prove yourself to him, you are already dating him, stop fishing for complements.
kewlcat 0
WHAT DID THOSE 2 COMMENTS HAVE TO DO WITH MINE?!
Soundlovex3 0
Nothing, they just wanted to be close to the top so people would read theirs first.
wow18 3
hahah that's funny I really hope you just posted this fml so we can all just have a good laugh about it, including you. If you actually took offense to that then you're pretty stupid, need to get a sense of humor and try to better your self-esteem. Me and my ex used to throw random insults at each other as a joke all the time but in the end we both just laughed about it.
pariah411 0
in the end, it was over, since he's your ex.
gonzolove 0
Where does it say ex-boyfriend?
LewJH 0
He was joking ¬¬
RaKum12 0
hahahahahahahahahaha
Clare420 0
lol your boyfriends a dick.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Yeah, well, what if his aunt IS on drugs? You always need to wonder ya' know.
pariah411 0
He's just trying to keep your self-esteem low so you don't move on.
mhmmhmgood 0
ouuch he probably didnt mean for you to take it like that though
StingMunFizzy 0
It was obviously a joke you dumb stuckup bitch.
the_stereotype 0
honestly, it's not even an FML. get over it, OP
chudzik321 2
and did you give him permission?
lolzforfun228 3
wtf phail
pwnage79 0
wrong fml
nabee26 15
Permission for what??? Idiot.
shoutandscream 0
dominated
waterynuggets 0
"Dear FML, I can't take a ******* joke."
TheUnthinkable 0
Exactly.
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Owned.
angel0733 0
HAHAHAHAHA!! but really that kinda sucks...but he sounds like an ass, thats if he wasnt joking....but if he was please get over it