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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
asthmaticrhino 0
That does kinda suck. But at least your husband asked before doing anything. Here's an idea, make a compromise, you guys could do a threesome
soccerfreak009 0
SAY YES
Spencer_CDS 0
At least, he was polite enough to ask.
DSappy 0
Hey, give the guy some credit. Atleast he asked. HAHH! x
jakkyl 0
I call fake........sounds like someone saw the movie "Extract"
Jimboom 12
Your life is not F. Seriously. How do you know this is not something they have discussed. Most open and honest couples will have discussed this at some point in their relationships. The only married couples who haven't discussed this are the repressed ones who don't talk to each other, which will probably lead to them breaking up in the long term anyway. I know my wife and I have our "list" of 5 people that ever given the opportunity would sleep with. Though if I was presented with said opportunity I would still ask that person if I could get a 3-some with my wife out of the deal. ;) Perhaps this was the 1 free pass they may have discussed seemingly in jest early in their relationship and the wife was either joking or forgot out? Who knows. But the fact he asked shows he wouldn't want to jeopardize your marriage for some fling, hence he asks the question. Op, all you have to do is say no. He gave you that choice. And this could be your one chance to get something on the side without fear of repercussion. But whatever you do, keep talking and keep the other person involved. Otherwise whatever you decide could end your marriage.
jillz 0
http://ibnlive.in.com/news/most-wives-would-divorce-if-they-could-afford-it/56801-19.html?from=search-relatedstories ___________________________________ I know that news is old. It's probably a higher percent now. Let's hope the OP isn't trapped like that. Definitely an FML here :(
nomo_fml 0
There's a simple solution to this: it's called "threesome".
golfmanreddy 0
so let's try to pass an FML about it
babysprites 0
haha I am one of thoes hot secretaries. And I flirt with all the married guys. Its just the office.