Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, I was looking over reservations for an upcoming work trip, and saw that my work would cover the "romance package" at a nice hotel. I laughed. My coworkers laughed. When I told my wife, not only did she not laugh, she burst into tears and screamed, "I knew you were cheating!" FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
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FueledByFate 24
You definitely deserved that one.
kfchicken 31
crazy recognize crazy ✊🏽
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FueledByFate 24
You definitely deserved that one.
It_gets_better 20
I dunno about all the YDIs, OP, I think a lot of us would have done the same thing... depending on the background of our relationships.
kfchicken 31
crazy recognize crazy ✊🏽
Suspiriana 2
And whether we’d ever seen even one Hollywood romantic comedy?
Suspiriana 2
And whether we’d ever seen even one Hollywood romantic comedy?
RichardPencil 32
You were right -- there is no laughing at legit meetings. Meetings are grim and boring. Otherwise, they'd be parties!
Sertorius 10
Both sexist and hottist. Shame!
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Send her some flowers or a small gift with an apology card.