mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
gummibehrs 4
Say hell no to the affair, but agree to a threesome. He won't cheat and he'll think you're awesome :D
Mnemic 6
Say yes and get yourself also an affair. :) Or say no of course.
evilbrent 0
well? IS she hot?
ariean 0
ugh.. i dont understand how people don't seem to get the problem here.. although he asked her first which is 'considerate' of him, it's still not acceptable, since he has thoughts of having an affair. he's married. there may be other reasons that has caused this, but it's stupid of us to assume it's because she's not satisfying him enough or whatever. seems to me the guy just wasnted to screw his 'hot' secretary. he should have had a better grip of himself. and for those who suggested threesome, while some women may agree to that, i think it's more for the pleasure of the man (unless the girl swings that way). so OP im so sorry to hear that and your life is ******.
ac4089 0
Threesome
AshleyRose784 0
a good marriage takes work. although what he said was hurtful, maybe he's trying to make a point. if the sex stays missing from your marriage he plans to get it elsewhere.
womensrights 0
get rid of him now, even if he sayd he wont cheat you know now he will. you cant trust him anymore, all men are the same, you'd be better off on your own. maybe you'll find someone better.
showgirl10 3
But you just said all men are the same. How could she find someone better?
GirlFromKuwait 0
He's already having an affair. I think, even if he wasn't, run, run very far away.
themaintroll 0
YDI for owning heelies
mrtristan14 0
you people cant take a joke lol