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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
stone_light 0
wow he's honest
anniedani 0
you should've said "only if i'm allowed to **** whoever i want twice."
capital_seven 0
At least he asked? o___O
QueenPsycho 0
I hope the answer was "no, and now you must hire a new male secretary". Of course, if the secretary was already male, that's a whole new level of FYL.
kapowi 0
One word: Threesome.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Your reply: "Oh, oops. We were supposed to ask first?"
baller789 0
Shut up hoe he doesn't need ur permission he needs ur sandwiches bitch get to work fatass slacking housewife
LOKIM8 0
Well perhaps rather than posting this on fml you should go have a serious discussion with your hubby about your sex life. If he feels like he needs to go elsewhere for satisfaction then you obviously arn't giving him what he needs and desiers. This is a two way street as well, once you know what he wants tell him what you want. Me and my girlfriend have an excellent and interesting sex life because we are willing to give the other whatever they want. Only one rule, if one of us says stop we stop imediatly. If he wants something that is a bit out of your comfort zone, ask him how he would do it and discuss with him how you would like to do the same thing so that it would be a little more comfortable for you rather than saying no. Or if the issue is appearence rather than sexuality itself ask him what he finds undesierable about you and take steps to change it. Once again this is a two way street.
TheKitsune 0
You have some good points LOKIM8 Men tend to get into affairs to get something they aren't getting at home. Ask yourself if you really are being a good wife. Are you having sex with him? Are you treating him like a king? I suggest reading "The proper care and feeding of husbands" by Dr. Laura. It could save your marriage at best and at worst you lose a weekend reading it.
Ninjaface 0
Just say no. Problem solved.