mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
annamg 0
All these comments are ridiculous. Yes, it's good that he was honest, but it doesn't mean the wife is a prude or something just because she wasnts her husband to stay faithful! Unless they decided on an open marriage in advance (which they obviously didn't, since she's upset about it,) she's well within her rights to say "hell no."
bigcrazymike 6
At least your husband asked you. It doesn't hurt to ask. Get over it, OP.
Yours_truly89 0
One, you're quite arrogant, IMO. Secondly, you're what I'd like to call a "Home wrecker." Leave the married guys alone. Be a real woman and go find a single man, instead of messing with another womans husband. "The office" or not, that is so ****** up. I have half a mind to call you a list of names, but I'll refrain from doing so. Grow up, homewrecker.
element01 0
At least he asked! Quit being a bitch and give him a 3 some!
Ausplaya92 0
Did u reply??
odium2639 0
at least he asked:)
feeish 0
Sounds like he loves and still want you to be his wife but you specifically aren't satisfying him in the bed room. It is actually common in japan for a husband to have a wife and a mistress as long as he is in love with his wife and his mistress is only to get off.
TheKitsune 0
Except real Geisha didn't sleep with the man. They were escorts, hostesses and many other things.
MLSxxox 3
it doesnt really matter if he asked, she probably feels really insecure about herself now :(
NYGuy828 0
This has got to be a fake....something tells me a husband wouldn't just say "hey sweetie, do you mind if I cheat on you with this uber hot girl over there? Thanks, love you!"
Salsi3e 0
It's totally a FML...some guys can just be jerks it doesn't matter if you're sexing them plenty they have an agenda that has nothing to do with love or respect...before meeting my husband I was dating a guy whom I found out I was 1of 4 girlfriends he had...didn't catch on right away cause i had my own life and job but one day while he was in the shower he left his cell phone on my dresser I saw texts where the girl was discussing having a baby w/ him. Honestly I'd probably go to jail if he asked me something like that cause i'd beat the crap out of him if i were her. i say divorce him you know his thoughts lean towards being unfaithful...you don't deserve a jerk like this.