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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
Fontario4 2
Maybe he thought she's that kind of girl some girls like that. I did a girls boyfriend in front of her cuz it was her idea.
Shynrix 0
What a ridiculous FML lol So he wants to sleep with another person really bad but won't do it unless you say its okay. That is whats wrong with some women. You give them a piece of evidence that could be the best thing they ever hear, but what do they do often enough, search for the worst possible meaning and then convince themselves that its the reality of the situation. Either I now know he wont sleep with anyone else even if he really wants them unless I say its okay. or He doesn't love me at all, and just wants to sleep with other women. Ridiculous maybe you should get back to FML when you only eat filet mignon everyday, because it should be enough from you. You should never want variety, because what you have is good enough. Oh wait~ you will want variety just because its good, and its human nature to want it.
Emma_91 0
Well, I don't know what marriage is like where yo live, but in most of the world marriage is supposed to be about faithfulness, and someone who's unable to fulfill that promise really isn't ready for marriage.
xenomorph 0
FYL? He asked you. You can just say no, and ask him if there is anything you can do.
Ixie 0
Aww poor Shynrix wants some variety, maybe he should try using his other hand.
scott_m319 0
If he has any decency at all, he was joking around just to see how you would answer/react. I don't see anything technically wrong with asking as long as he knows that the answer will be an authoritative, resounding "no" (and as long as he respects this).
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
I smell a threesome
lalalalalaa 0
what the **** is wrong with you people. its the fact that oobbviously her husband WANTED to sleep with someone else. stop being so ******* selfish
nintenDX 0
did you kick him in the nads?
zinc890 0
what did you say?
The_Walris 4
he's a dumbass.