mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The secret
Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Enragedbitch
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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akiro525 3
well alteast he asked you first.
OneandOnlyOne 0
And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??
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Comments (228)
swish484 0
*Slap!*
hebron77 0
Kill him and frame her.
Shelberry16 0
& u divorced the asshole I hope...
BlAzEtHiS 0
You should have asked him if he wants a divorce. That's an extremely incensitive and scrwed up question to ask your spouse. I could totally understand sensitivly and EXTREMELY CAREFULLY suggesting a three way. But blattenly asking permission to have an affair is, for lack of a better phrase, ****** up on just about every possible level of a commited loving marriage. Sorry you didn't figure out he was a total ass til the knot was tired. FYL, but don't give up hope. There is someone out there that will want you and only you.
mintypoison 22
Well he asked at the very least! xD
DarthVader77 9
Man is my hero! FYL? No ******* way! He deserves all the praise for honesty. If you have modicum of common sense and want to keep him: let him. If you live in fairytale, then try to dump some bull about commitment, devotion and other crap on him. Do not be surprised seeing him breakibg world speed record running away from you.
T9FTW 20
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Zottenpedj 21
this is funny! think i'm going to do the same with some friends
Orchard 33
The only thing I can say is be grateful that he asked you first OP, now you can give him permission while you file for divorce, STD free; who knows what his secretary might have given him.
djsammyc 19
id say no and if you do it anyway, everything is going to me in the divorce