Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
Clearly 7
What kind of relationship did the couple have if she mistook a stranger for her boyfriend?
bobbington9298 10
Maybe they were twins that were separated at birth! Or they could just look extremely similar because of similar genetics! It happens... You never know, the world is a crazy place
oj101 33
I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for. She's obviously dumb, but is going through something no-one should, and on the other hand being lonely is terrible, but your begging is super creepy deepy.
cash_raj 5
if she cannot RECOGNIZE her bf.. shes better off without one... so for the sake of the boyfriend.. thank god she went through it!
Shrouds 14
Shit im not lonely, but i would have tried to convince her to give me another shot too. Free make-up sex.
LittlestV 28
How on earth does someone mistake a stranger for their boyfriend? Odd.
sillylillyxoxo 7
"Mistook me for her boyfriend" ...what?
funky303 6
ask barney stinson, his evil twin larney and ted mosby. they'll tell ya
Harpy20 24
Don't forget Barnell who had the soul of a black man. Used that one on the chick that only dated black guys. Barney Stinson is LENGEN- wait for it...DARY!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
How could she mistake you for her boyfriend?? O_o Was it on the phone? Anyway OP, time to go out there and get a girlfriend
Saone_fml 27
I think that would be the only way for it to make sense...
queeennnale 18
How would you mistake your boyfriend with a stranger? Lmaoooo
hunterluv1 20
can you guys not think of another comment or what?.....
Rukkus92 16
I understand mistaking someone from a distance or from behind, but to go as far as to have the break up speech with them? That's a whole new level of stupidity.
lashes_to_ashes 14
What kind of girlfriend is that? I'm sorry for her boyfriend.
Steffi 26
Maybe she has face blindness?
Rogerrr57 21
wtf