Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Them damn trees, always in the way!
Freeze_fml 17
Uh, what? It clearly says 'hen'.
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Freeze_fml 17
Them damn trees, always in the way!
MadaZer0 8
Just like clothing and legs....
sublimaze 6
obviously your bf can't drive and get head at the same time
reyemrein 0
Hows about you introduce your dad to the person who will be driving his truck next time.
mn_mpls 0
I would have to say f ur boyfriends life
suppressed08 2
it's only bad if your dad's a hard case, and call you a wuss for not being in a war or whatever hard men do?
ramencrusade 0
ur bf is dumb
JMWHS 0
You should follow your own advice.
samantha_durano 6
*when.
Freeze_fml 17
Uh, what? It clearly says 'hen'.
BMaC101 0
Well then it's both you lazy typoing bitch! Hah, just joking, you're not a bitch in my opinion. You just vent a lot. Did something happen to you when you were younger you don't like to talk about?
MadaZer0 8
n0 ther is'int! If uur lazy uur lazy butt thers n0 reasen to u need to bee making those tipe off misstake Sinckers... Taste the reinbow!
ihatedads 0
hint? you mean tip.
boatkicker 5
Snick, are you okay? You seem to have been in a bad mood all night.....
akagron 0
Snickerdoodles, your new profile picture looks great.
boatkicker 5
Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry dear. I get really weepy on my period (nothing quite like sobbing because you've run out of cereal!) and generally moody when I'm tired. I've never had the misfortune of having those together, but I can imagine it would suck. Feel better, and good luck on the projects, I guess.
hoolie06 0
Or e) the road was icy. We are in the middle of winter.
akagron 0
I would also agree about the final assessment part; because for me, they count for about 50-60% of my final grade.
Freeze_fml 17
What the..? It says "when" now..
denbeste 3
Nazi much?
PurpleSquirrel 0
lack of time in which to do them = get the hell off of this website and focus on school
akagron 0
I see your point, PurpleSquirrel, but she may have had a short break and this is where she wanted to spend her time. Or maybe she just wanted to do something without it being objected. She has a heart, even if you may not.
Littlebuddy12 0
LOL agreed!
0mfgz 0
Speaking of typos...
o0XMzMayX0o 0
oh snick now wants to act like a typo is ok and other people get a rude coment by her if they accidentaly type something wrong! tisk tisk! accept that you're wrong and move on!
samantha_durano 6
#40 said it all.
saraitkddh 47
man accidents happen!
BMaC101 0
Thank god for Rednecks! Amirite?
Your_Dad 0
re you from Jasper, FL.?
deadsrs 0
Trees have a thing with jumping in front of vehicles. Just tell your dad it wasn't your bf's fault because you were giving him roadhead. Problem solved.
JMWHS 0
roadhead is dangerous kids. always remember that
xxdangbooxx 0
@snickerdoodles: you shouldn't judge people bcos all you're doing judging yourself. so hunny take your own advice
xxdangbooxx 0
some people don't like typing the whole word so stop being hella butthurt about it chill the fck out. jst sayn.
samantha_durano 6
hahah, butthurt.
KurouTenshi 0
don't feel bad, my dad met my boyfriend when he walked in on me pleasuring him orally <.< so yeah. it gets worse >.>
your_face 15
I love how you make it sound so eloquent. I think most of us know what a ******** is, sweetie. You can go ahead and say it.
lloydmonster 1
Sometimes when I get that drunk, I drive with one eye because it helps keep the trees from jumping into the road
Bdub87 0
Win