Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
bakerella 29
the FML and the top comment made me laugh so hard
mm_chnz 3
What if that was her plan? She liked you and she invented that you were his cheating boyfriend hoping that you on your loneliness (no offense) asked for another chance and be with her for real?
bischkeboy 3
I would of just made it worse if I was you. I would of been like "baby, not only did I cheat on you, I took naked pics of you while you were sleeping to show everyone. P.S. You should get checked for syphilis."
covertamerica 11
You are a beautiful being, OP.
Heatherrr182 6
Join the club, team forever alone -high five-
kemando 22
Awkward. I would have explained the situation, and not been a weirdo
Alyxi 20
I've had a woman walk up to me and smack me across the head because she mistook me for her boyfriend when walking up behind me in the mall. I was immediately slapped across the face by the girl I was trying to date as well because of the cheating accusations. This lasted exactly long enough for me to bust up laughing and walk away from them both, to which the reply from the first was a series of apologies and an offer to buy me dinner for 'being so sweet and not being mad at her' which earned her a slap from the girl that friend-zoned me for 'being too nice even when people don't deserve it'.
barronterrier 3
Damn! You are PATHETIC!!!
Crzysht96 3
You the man lol
divadro102 16
You, sir, will be a great actor. That is of course if she never noticed her mistake