Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
NotGabe 28
Favorite FML ever.
Kiyda 11
She didn't seem to like her boyfriend much anyway, seeing as she can't recognize him.
dansco 25
Was she drunk, stupid or all 3?
Fman92 9
whats the third one?
abiola_fml 3
that girl must be really stupid.
Krimzon 5
So...blind or stupid? I am going to go with a wild card and say long lost twin.
Blurgas 16
Dude, you got problems, and I'm not referring to your lonliness or the girl confusing you for her boyfriend
sk8_king 23
was she hot? or were you still so lonely and desperate to play along?
jcbinglis 7
This sounds like something i'd do.
jimmytheyidZ 7
Desperation is cute for some chicks!
Alan2 24
That's pretty desperate man. Should've just explained it to her and offered to take her out.