Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Harpy20 24
...and incredibly stupid. He should've just told her the truth. If she mistook him for her boyfriend then obviously OP is her "type". He could have used that as a starting point to talk to her.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
He should've said something like, "I'm not really your boyfriend... but I could be."
shmoelover 13
One may not want to pursue girls that cannot recognize their boyfriends from strangers.
thatssomia 12
am I the only one wondering how a girlfriend doesn't recognize her boyfriend??
DoomSkuller 28
Plot twist: OP and the girl's boyfriend are twins separated at birth
NukedaZoo 4
Did it work?
rhaemese 9
If it did work, it worked towards her actual boyfriends benefit.
st333ph 12
You need to get out more, buddy.
dunebro 15
Love is blind.
Shadowvoid 33
Obviously so is this girl.
saksxalmo 20
Or maybe she has face blindness (prosopagnosia)? That's the only way I can see this happening unless it was a prank.
Kilv 13
I think people can really look the same if they are physicaly the same and wear similar clothes. I even mistake mistook myself once!
SystemofaBlink41 27
78- how does one mistake one self?
moimoimoi125_fml 11
104 humor maybe ?
rampersaud 10
And then when she figures out it wasn't her boyfriend...She's going to think you're a pedophile.
SuperDanielNL 23
How do you know someone is a pedophile without knowing the ages of the people involved? But OP is indeed being creepy as ****.
bwzwally8 15
Dude get a life
ycrem0n 21
Now that really makes you a liar... A little desperate?
marxistbkly 3
No, just a regular guy.
albsure23 3
How dumb is that girl... I mean seriously..
cockymofo 10
my thoughts exactly. how do you not know if its your boyfriend? they must have been really close
cristy91 33
Maybe they only saw each other in the dim lighting of a pay by the hour motel.
Carlitosfmc 18
I thought the same
heytrollhey 12
You can't get someone back who wasn't even yours to begin with.
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
shaagy2760 13
This guy has the right idea
Beeftinkle 13
I imagined OP looking like #12