Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
The_sGTw_0979 4
Maybe her real boyfriend will be able to find someone less stupid..
183933 6
She couldn't tell that you weren't her bf? That you didn't even sound or more than likely dress the same? That your height and build were perhaps somewhat different. That maybe your eye color or hair stile was different? Either this girl is the dumbest girl to walk the Earth, or you forgot to say you have a twin brother. I'm going to go with Bullshit on this one.
wtfmeesh 4
How does she not know what her bf looks like?
lowshadows 21
a wise man once said..."just go with it." and a movie was made.
Twisted_Angel 17
wtf... she couldn't tell you weren't her boyfriend? do you have a twin you don't know about? that bitch sounds crazy...
spikekutter 9
you should have settled with over with a glass of beer, no seriously it works..
Kratos1206 3
You need to get laid.
Obey_StudBoii 23
You need to get out more.
Fman92 9
no the girl has to stay in more if you catch my drift
theburninator 1
Stop being such a beta then
Lacist 19
Buddy that's creepy