Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheBrochure 22
Their fans are rather dedicated...
LSS_fml 18
You spelt "****** in the head" wrong
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (228)
NukedaZoo 4
Looks like we know who's paying for it, but I'm trying to point any fingers.
TheRandomIndian 17
You can't anyways
happle 21
1- Are you saying OP's daughter should pay for it? Because that sounds pretty unreasonable.
sens3sfailing 25
A little girl liking a terribly boy band that is aimed towards little girls is hardly her fault. Don't know many people raising their daughters to not like pop music.
Altair18 10
First stop pretending it's your daughter's poster.....
TheBrochure 22
Their fans are rather dedicated...
LSS_fml 18
You spelt "****** in the head" wrong
LordoftheOcelots 10
You spelt "stalkers" wrong.
KTBulldog 10
Beliebers are even crazier..
liv_graham 7
Nope, directioners beat beliebers in the crazy contest. Just go on tumblr under the "one direction" tag
jorjorg11 3
Agreed!!
1DLover74 6
Directioners are rather crazy. But in a good way, I am proud to be part of their fan base. Beliebers are way wacky. The horrid twitter people are Beliebers. Plasticbieber, amandaswaggie. And swifties are even worse. They trended "Directionersdeservecancer" because of Harry and Taylor.
Karalela44 15
I'm a Directioner...yeah we're pretty ****** up ._.
brittdeshae 13
Nope, not anymore. These one direction fanatics have taken the crown for most insane, and rather annoying group of fans.
hugsandisses 6
112 - Uh no, you should learn your facts. Swifties start the least drama. Notice how perfectly fine Swifties were on twitter before jealous Harry girls started sending them hate. And a TROLL who was a DIRECTIONER started that trend. So yeah.
onedirectionxx 8
Hell yeah we are
horantheworld_fml 3
I'm a directioner and belibers rnt half asncrazy as us..
horantheworld_fml 3
I'm a directioner and belibers rnt half asncrazy as us..
YourAddictionx 9
We're not dedicated. We need to admit, some of us (or most) are stalkers.
soccerchick800 10
So what if we have crazy crushes on HOT famous British/Irish pop stars? What's any skin off your back for it? We don't go hating on you for things you love, so why even bother hating on us? I just think its pretty pointless...
albsure23 3
I didn't know they had music in Canada.
CharresBarkrey 16
Horrible, horrible music. Like Justin Bieber and Nickelback.
Antares_01 9
I'm sorry, you must not have heard of Michael Buble, Celine Dion, and Bryan Adams then.
Faff 20
18- those artists shouldn't be in 1 sentence together.
ilikeyourturtle 4
18- and Avril Lavigne
DanielleinDC 34
Or Barenaked Ladies, Metric, and Alanis Morissette.
MrPlopper 9
Deadmau5 is the Canadian apology for JB and nickleback
Brool_Story_Co 17
14- You forgot Drake.
LiterOfCola 16
SUM 41! Canada's redeeming band.
CharresBarkrey 16
18 - I don't consider any of those good artists.
Karalela44 15
108- gtfo if you don't think good of Michael Buble
CharresBarkrey 16
116 - No, I think I'll stay. And I stand by my belief that his music is of no interest to me. You should really learn that you can in fact have differing opinions without insulting or putting someone down. Bare naked ladies is the only band in this thread I find listen-able. Sorry if I enjoy good music.
shakespearelove 6
**** you, dude. Canada has lots of music.. yeah we came out with Justin Bieber, that doesn't mean we're ****** closed off from the world.
DanielT1994 19
Yeah, you definitely "came out" with Justin.
Potato_Pi 7
Who would actually steal one of those, or for that matter pay 11 dollars for one
IrePandaPotterLe 8
Teenage girls who are 'lyk sooo in luv with dem!!1!1!1'
oj101 33
Some girls I know paid $3000 for 1D tickets due to extreme shortages. What has the world come to if a 1D poster is worth more to someone than their dignity, civilian innocence and more than $1000 in monetary value?
TML329 14
You know some pretty dumb girls then
Altair18 10
Let's go crazy crazy crazy when we see a 1D poster!
Tolarie 13
Those damn One Directioners
The_F3rris 11
Maybe they should go in a different direction.
da_directioner39 17
We should take all the messed up Directioners and push them somewhere else!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Gee looks like the 1D fans are as unbalanced and have the same poor taste as the Twihards. Sorry OP
SashaPierterse 8
Hey I'm a directioner. Yeah I find them attractive and they have good voices and their songs are catchy. But I don't go around saying "OMG I'm gonna go to Madagascar and like marry dem all and hav like 68292 babies OMG I
SashaPierterse 8
I luh dem!" Because I know they don't know I exist. I get a lot of hate because I like this one band. But I also like Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, Taylor Swift, the script, and escape the fate. Don't judge a directioner by its other meth head Directioners.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Ok, this comment is bound to get thumbed down, BUT HOW THE HELL IS AN ESCAPE THE FATE FAN ALSO A DIRECTIONER!? Oh, and if you happen to like ETF with Craig, I dislike you..very much.
jbsington 8
67 - That does seem very strange... but hey, to each their own, right?
calibabe0321 6
Im a Directioner and I also like Escape the fate, Blink 182, Boys like girls, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Angels and Airwaves and alot more I'm really into punk.... There's nothing strange about it.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Yea, it's not strange to most people. I just find it like this; if you like ETF or Slipknot, you have taste in music..1D doesn't go with it..(my opinion). Either way, we all have different music preferences, and I respect that.. except if you like Escape the Fate with Craig Mabbit, then **** you.
CharresBarkrey 16
Escape the Fate with Craig Mabbit is horrible, but he's a cool guy personally.
billigoat 8
In all honesty, One Direction isn't a bad band. I Strongly dislike their music and their whole getup, but it appeals to their target audience. Saying their music is horrible is equivelent to critiquing the character development in Sesame Street.
billigoat 8
57- you're trying to defend the fact that you listen to music directed at preteen girls, by saying that you listen to shit-tier bands like Escape the Fate? And to everyone else calling themselves a "directioner", my respect for you is right there with the kids who call themselves emo and cut themselves listening to BOTDF.
Dawnxxoo 11
how do five gay guys walk? in one direction
albsure23 3
Well done.. I'm using that one today..
maz95 17
It looks like a very bad case of the "One Direction infection"
witchdoctor1 9
Yea. People had bieber fever, it's starting to cool off. Or botdf mania. Make a guy wear skinny jeans and "scene hair" with a feminine voice and they become gods..-.- this world
ICastillo 25
All these terms sound like STDs....
TML329 14
having an std is much more pleasant than those -_-
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
Haha, shit, I'm sorry. Say to your daughter, there was a 1D concert, i was going to get you a ticket, but now I can't because your 1D poster costed me $1000.
twye 22
That would hurt OP's daughter's feeling worse.
BusinessTurtle 8
16, that solves absolutely nothing and only results in making OP's daughter feeling more sad about the break-in.