Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
You just wanted make-up sex
viagradoesntwork 7
How desperate can u be?
little_one 20
I would have actually introduced myself. Hey she thought she was dating someone who looked just like you apparently. Would have been a hilarious how did you meet story.
Raum 19
I'm gonna go ahead and say YDI; going along with her mistake by pretending to be her (ex-)boyfriend and begging her to stay with you is incredibly creepy. It gives me the feeling that maybe there's a reason you're alone. Maybe take the creepy desperation level down a few notches and girls will be a little more interested.
captainObviously 15
She wasnt talking to u dude! She was on her bluetooth!!
KhaozD 3
thats funny as ****, im sorry but it is & even funnier that she was so stupid she couldnt reconize her own man.
doondagr8_1 9
I think the real fml goes to the girlfriend, "Today, I mistook a stranger for my boyfriend.." that's just stupid.
Alexeon 9
How is that even possible?
kingsian 15
Match.com is like $30 a month. Find yourself a date.
bugmenotmofo 34
"give me another chance" is a wrong answer. Correct answer "I'm not your (ex-)boyfriend, but we could go together somewhere, if you want". Or something like that.