Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
That is a whole new level of creepy
Deeznutzhairy 7
Ask for some breakup sex ;D
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Comments (86)
WingsFan80 4
You got punked.
lambda_fml 40
"Baby im soo sorry baby I PROMISE I'll never cheat on you again baby *fake sniff*. Oh by the way I've change my phone and address...
CharresBarkrey 16
And my name.
SiriusBlack97 17
You poor lonely little man. Go to a singles bar, something.
perdix 31
Tell her that you'll change, and when she meets you, she'll see you are a whole, new man. Once she can trust you again, you'll be fine. Good luck!
v1kt4r 13
Yeah I need more information.. Was she blind drunk maybe..??
little_one 20
Or trolling... Bitches be trolling. Chances are her friends dared her to go up to a random guy and dump them see what they say.
Gwyddone 29
Umm... what? Was this on phone? Odd... still, complete FYL. Maybe try a dating site.
interesting33 37
Hmm well now her actual bf doesn't know... interesting. You could have said "well that guy sounds like a right jerk and you deserve better. My name is [insert name here] and I would love to treat you as you deserve.. pick you up at 8? :P"
dan_in_wi 12
wow... you just hit rock bottom
aimeesea75 16
Imagine when the real boyfriend tells her she never broke up with him.
kirdypie 14
What sort of girlfriend doesn't recognise her own boyfriend?