Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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tifferneelee 0
break his gameboy and throw away his pokemon
Fr3sH4L1F3 1
bitch slap his ass
life_is_a_hooker 0
I would have beaten the shit out of him. I'm guessing he was young enough to not even have a job to pay you back for it. That is ridiculous, WHY in the world did he think it'd be a good idea to do that? #69, seriously? It's not like he had signs pointing at the guitar saying "break me!" Get over yourself. No one deserves to have that happen. $3000 today when there are so many people who don't have jobs is a LOT of money.
keyinhand 0
skin him and make a nice guitar case out of him! That way you will have a nice place for your new one and a warning to others.
stjohn4 0
i would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad i feel realy bad for u dude. btw...how old is your brother?
snowman23 0
DAMN! I LOVE the Who but i would have broken every bone in his body!
zbots 0
Claim it stolen and get insurance money back. Sure it might be fraud - but 3k to an insurance company isn't a whole lot - so they probably won't really dig into the issue.
warpedtourgurl 0
make him pay. i would.
mattmag 0
I'm assuming he's young, so just sell him to a pedophile for $3000. Hell, make it $5000 and buy an even nicer guitar.
McD8772 0
#16 Go **** yourself. thanks a lot :)