Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
takran 0
I think the proper (non-murderous) course of action here would be for him to be your personal slave until he has repaid the full cost of replacement. $1 per hour pay rate.
saffrongirl 0
#50 So I guess you wouldn't mind if one of your family members took $3 000 of your own money in cash and burnt it in front of you, because hey, compared to the rest of the money in the world $3 000 is nothing? I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but I'd be pissed as hell if my little brother broke something of value to me, especially if it was something that couldn't be replaced easily, no matter how much the most expensive models of that thing cost.
Inspired22 11
He had better pay for that!
Omsok 0
What kind of ..? You let him what? How old is he?
TheZephyrSon 3
Oh wow, that sucks.
Failercoptor 0
make him pay for it and be sure to cockblock the kid, skooby doo bed sheets when he comes back from that date, you get the picture
qwerty123456789 0
YDI for letting a kid who obviously isn't old enough to be know the difference between a rock concert and his sibling's guitar 1) watch a video of people smashing their guitars, which will influence him and 2) have access to the guitar, as it obviously was left in a place where he could go get it.
Pittfan557 0
Dude that really sucks what did your parents say about it you should definately make your brother pay for it
AnnaSeptic 0
That seriously sucks. I would kill my brother if he ever did that to my guitar, and it's only worth $200. I say you hit him in the nuts repeatedly with the broken pieces, then make him pay for it.
winknudge 0
i love my siblings, but honestly, sometimes just.. **** them LOL